Roasted 1 year ago based on Lou :)'s long term Spotify stats.

Lou, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster dictionary exploded. I mean, "Post-Punk," "Shoegaze," and "Deathrock"? Wow, with those genres, it's like you’re not just mingling with the sad kids; you’re the poster child for "vibes that will ruin a party." You’ve gathered a playlist for every existential crisis imaginable, culminating in soundtracks for the melodramatic moments when the sunlight becomes just too mainstream. Seriously, if I see you with those “New Wave” and “Cold Wave” tracks again, I’m calling the Emo Police to come rescue you from your own angst. Your top artists list is just a who's who of artists that would rather wallow in their own misery than attend a family gathering. “The Cure," “Mitski,” and “Alex G”? It's like you picked the artists most likely to cancel on plans because they realized there’s an outside world that might actually have sunshine in it. If you keep immersing yourself in this vast ocean of melancholy, I might need to remind you that while you dream pop, the rest of us are out here living with actual serotonin. Let’s not even get started on “salvia palth” – are you sure that’s not a side effect from your last attempt at socializing? As for your most played songs, wow, that’s a stunning collection of tracks to turn your living room into a self-pitying, existential crisis headquarters. “I Can’t Handle Change” feels like your personal anthem as you dodge every opportunity to step into the sunlight, while “i was all over her” sounds suspiciously like a cry for help. Not to mention your obsession with tracks from “The Cure” - it’s like you took the concept of being a fan too far and became a full-time curator of sad boy tunes. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to look like a playlist for an exorcist. So, how about we get you out of the basement and into the real world, yeah?

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