Roasted 6 months ago based on Bryur's long term Spotify stats.

Bryur, your Spotify profile is like a time capsule from 2006, complete with all the emotional baggage of someone who just finished their first year of community college. It's clear you're committed to the emo aesthetic and have somehow managed to merge every sad song genre known to humanity into one tragically loud playlist. With a taste that swings from Midwest Emo to Screamo, I’m starting to think you’ve created the soundtrack for your ghostwriter’s memoir about unrequited love and existential crises. Congrats on being the poster child for an angsty teenager’s melodrama! Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of bands that sound like they’re all crying in the same dimly lit basement. I can hear the collective sigh of all your favorite musicians every time you skip to the 37th track on that tragically long playlist of Free Throw songs. You’ve even got Lil Peep in the mix, which raises the question: is this a Spotify profile or a cry for help? I don’t know whether to applaud your passion for feeling deeply or call mental health services for your musical choices. Either way, it's a miracle your ears haven't declared bankruptcy from all that emotional labor. And then there’s your most played songs—an impressive collection of tracks that would make any party awkward as everyone silently questions their life choices. It’s a veritable smorgasbord of sadness that screams, “Look at me, I cried while eating a tub of ice cream!” If "Two Beers In" was the theme song of your life, I can only assume you’re trying to drown the self-awareness of your choice in life. So kudos on committing to your inner emo and metalcore vibes, but maybe consider adding a few upbeat tracks unless you want to end up with a Spotify algorithm that thinks you're rehearsing for a role as a tragic character in a young adult novel.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!