Roasted 30 days ago based on imnotproudau's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, "blkkb3rry," huh? It sounds like you left out a few vowels as if you were trying to spell your profile name while simultaneously deep-frying a whole basket of indie pretentiousness. I mean, with a name like that, you better be an underground rap wizard, but it seems like you're more of a mixtape hoarder with a PhD in awkward listening habits. Let’s dive into those genres, shall we? You’ve got enough musical identity crises packed in there to warrant a therapy session, and I’m not talking about group therapy. “Witch House” and “Hyperpop” in the same breath? Come on! That's like ordering a pumpkin spice latte with a side of fish tacos from a gay vampire diner. And let’s talk about your top artists. "Che" appears more times on your list than your own father. At this point, I'm convinced you’re just auditioning for the role of “First Person Ever to Be a Fan of One Artist.” Did you accidentally leave your Spotify account logged into a basement full of wannabe SoundCloud rappers? “OsamaSon” sounds like a meme rapper who only got through because of TikTok fame; and I can’t help but wonder if there’s a “Che” concerto happening just for you. I mean, with choices like these, I wouldn’t be shocked if you were one of those Spotify users trying to “bring it back” by playing “All Star” like it’s the soundtrack to your life. Spoiler: it’s not—unless your life is comprised of ironically cringey moments. Most played songs? Let’s just say they read like the world’s most chaotic grocery list of emotionally unstable ramen bowl ingredients. “MAKE OUT WITH MY CHOPPA” is a clear bestseller; it feels like you’re trying to flirt with your weaponry as if it's your therapist! If your listening habits were a personality, I’d choose “walking chaos” in a heartbeat. You've got enough “DIRTY SPRITE” to drown you in bad decisions, my friend. Honestly, I’m surprised the Spotify algorithm hasn’t kicked you off for the absolute confusion you’ve inflicted on innocent playlists everywhere. Time for a playlist cleanse—or to at least stop using your Spotify profile as a cautionary tale on how not to curate music.

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