Roasted 7 months ago based on jakob's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Jakob, your Spotify profile reads like a musical midlife crisis. Seriously, if there were an award for the most niche genres, you would win hands down! "German Hip Hop" and "Rage Rap"? Are you trying to start a revolution or just making sure your playlist is as confused as your taste in personal relationships? I mean, throw in some polka next time so we can at least get a complete history of what went wrong! Your top artists scream “I found my vibe on TikTok and never left!” With a line-up like "Destroy Lonely" and "smokedope2016," I can’t help but imagine you in a dimly-lit room with a stash of energy drinks, desperately trying to sound cool while your Spotify wrapped looks like a high schooler's experiment gone wrong. You’re the kind of person who would buy a beanie just to listen to 'Cloud Rap,' and let's be real, that’s not even a genre—it’s a state of confusion. And what’s with those most played songs? “Swgskool”? “Bolo Sport”? You really went deep into the underground, didn’t you? I half expect your playlist to have “Taxi Driver” interviews on it just to complete the hipster trifecta! You might as well call it “The Soundtrack to My Existential Crisis” because I can’t figure out if you're trying to make a statement or just trying to collect every rap artist whose name sounds like a Wi-Fi password. Good luck with that, Jakob!

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