Roasted 9 months ago based on KitKatExists's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, KitKatExists, you're clearly trying to merge every niche musical genre into some type of avant-garde sea karaoke nightmare. I mean, your love for sea shanties combined with Celtic folk punk has officially made you the poster child for why pirates shouldn't be allowed to have iPods. If Spotify had a category for “most likely to start a Renaissance fair flash mob,” you’d be headlining that festival while the rest of us hit the mute button. Your top artists sound like a lineup for an underground hipster circus; I half-expect to see a “Where’s Waldo?” character juggling accordions at your next family gathering. Steam Powered Giraffe? Really? Sounds like you’re all in on a secret plan to revive the extinct language of Victorian industrialism. And can we talk about “Electricity Is In My Soul”? If that’s true, then your soul's about as charged as a Lego battery after being used as a chew toy by a dog—good luck getting that energy back! Finally, I can’t even begin to fathom your “Most Played” playlist; it’s like listening to someone trying to solve a rubik's cube underwater. Songs like "Brass Goggles" and "The Giant Enemy Spider" make me worry about the musical choices of anyone who's ever used the phrase "just vibing" unironically. Keep it up, though! At least you’ll continue to amuse us all as you sway awkwardly to your own soundtrack while the rest of us try to make sense of our lives!

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