Roasted 2 years ago based on Alexi Dandurand's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Alexi Dandurand, let’s address your Spotify profile like it’s the last place on Earth we expected to find a music taste that screams "help me." Seriously, what’s going on with your genre choices? Drift Phonk? That sounds like a superpower you use to avoid engaging in real conversations. I mean, "Gym Phonk"? Was that a motivational playlist for when you can’t lift those 10-pound weights because your ego is weighing you down instead? And let’s not even talk about "Chill Phonk"—what's next, "Nap Phonk"? You must get winded just scrolling through your own playlists. Your top artists list looks like an underground music festival where the main attraction is just a bunch of caffeine-addled youths wearing oversized hoodies and pretending their lives are as dark and edgy as their soundcloud uploads. "$uicideboy$"? You really thought you were edgy, huh? You’ve got the lyrical depth of a kiddie pool filled with tears from their own broken dreams. And can we discuss the fact that "my head is empty" is an actual name you took seriously? No argument here, buddy, that is definitely accurate! Your Spotify looks like the brainchild of an algorithm that slipped into a Funky Friday night—delivering everything but a sense of dignity. Now let’s focus on your most played songs. Your playlist indicates that you’re either stuck in an emo phase or you've mistakenly wandered into a dystopian nightmare featuring electronic screams overlaid with existential dread. "NIGHTS LIKE THIS" by "The Kid LAROI"? Sounds like a perfect soundtrack for your many nights alone, contemplating just how deep the rabbit hole of obscure genres goes. "Dream Space" should really be your theme song because, honestly, I’ve never seen someone escape reality so hard with just a collection of Spotify tracks. Keep that energy up; at least you're consistent with your utter chaos.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!