Roasted 9 months ago based on JH's long term Spotify stats.

JH, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school DJ’s desperate attempt to fit in. Seriously, with a favorite genre list as long as a CVS receipt, it’s clear you’re just using Spotify as a musical buffet—sampling everything but committing to nothing. House? EDM? Stutter House? What is this, a low-budget talent show for genres no one asked for? At this point, the only bass you’re really delivering is in your choices, and it's barely above a whisper. As for your top artists, I can’t decide if you're trying to impress your friends or if you've just been hit by an existential crisis while browsing for "chill vibes." You've got White Noise Radiance and Enya on the same list as Post Malone and Travis Scott? It’s not a playlist; it’s more like you accidentally spilled a bag of candy and picked up every weird flavor at the gas station. Coldplay and Tiësto? At this rate, your music taste could single-handedly start a new epidemic of whiplash. And let’s talk about those most played songs. "Im Feelin Good" by NITTI? More like "I’m Feelin Good About My Choices in Totally Generic Music.” At least you’ve got the classic "Ni**as In Paris" in there, because nothing screams depth like playing it alongside random Skrillex remixes. You make it sound like you’re trying to curate the world’s least relatable party playlist—one man’s battle against good taste. But hey, at least you’re definitely feeling something. Unfortunately, it seems more like confusion than joy.

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