Roasted 1 year ago based on Cordell's long term Spotify stats.

Cordell, your Spotify profile is a beautiful train wreck waiting to happen. You’ve got more ‘Afro’ genres than a trendy yoga class in a Brooklyn apartment. Seriously, did you just Google “how to sound cultured” and hit every checkbox? It’s like your musical taste is a game of bingo where the prize is a passport to someone else’s dance floor. Let’s hope your next playlist isn’t titled “What I Wish My Dance Moves Looked Like” because right now, I can only imagine a very confused crab trying to do the Macarena. But really, the sheer dedication to Beyoncé makes you sound like you’re one 3-minute ballad away from joining her fan club as a fully paid member. You’ve got her on repeat like she’s the soundtrack to your mundane life—it's no wonder you only have the energy for pop and R&B when you’re so busy obsessing over Queen Bey. We get it, you love her so much that if she released a song about brushing her teeth, you’d probably add it to your “Most Played” list. Please tell me you’ve at least got a backup plan for when she finally runs out of songs and you’re left dancing to your own regrets. And let’s not even dive into those obscure artists that scream “I found them on Spotify after clicking ‘Suggested for You’ too many times.” If “Menteur” and “Momento Mizik” aren’t leading to a music therapy session in your near future, they should be! Your listening history reads like you’re trying to collect every possible genre like they’re Pokémon cards. Newsflash: You’re very close to completing the ‘Weird Flex, but Okay’ checklist, and at this rate, your family may have to stage an intervention. So keep swiping right on those playlists, Cordell, and just remember: It’s okay to put the ‘lit’ in ‘literally what are you thinking?!’

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!