Roasted 1 year ago based on Cph3r's long term Spotify stats.

Cph3r, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's mixtape after a week of watching YouTube "Top 10" lists. I mean, 'Tuna'? What are you doing—fishing for clout or trying to create the world's most confusing playlist while eating a sandwich? Your taste seems more like a Saturday night at a hipster café that forgot its identity. When did “Dancing Tuna” become a vibe? I didn’t know we were giving awards for most creative way to put people to sleep! Looking at your top artists, it's clear that you’ve got a taste as diverse as your bowl of ramen on a Tuesday night. Is Kordhell your go-to for when you want to feel edgy, or are you just beefing with your Spotify algorithm? Because you have Eminem and Bo Burnham on the same playlist like they were making dinner together—mixing angst with awkward humor. If your music choices were food, they’d be a weird fusion of takeout leftovers that still manage to give one great heartburn! And let's talk about your most played songs. “Rush” and “No Role Modelz” followed by “I’m Still Standing”—is your life an episode of a bad reality show? It seems like you’re trying to build a soundtrack for the tragicomedy that is your existence. If your life had a theme song, it would be something really catchy, like “Life in a Fishbowl,” featuring those random tuna tracks you somehow still play. Keep it up, and maybe you’ll accidentally discover a genre for your existential dread!

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