Roasted 9 months ago based on ST's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ST, the walking embodiment of a midlife crisis still being experienced by a teenager. Your taste in music reads like a list for a therapy session rather than the soundtrack of a well-adjusted human being. "Pop Punk," "Emo," and "Nu Metal"? It’s like you’ve curated the perfect playlist for high school heartbreaks and questionable fashion choices from 2005. Honestly, if your Spotify profile were a school presentation, I’d expect it to be titled “How to Embrace Your Inner Mall Goth.” And let’s talk about those top artists—boasting Fall Out Boy and Bo Burnham like they're your golden retrievers. Congrats, you’ve managed to turn a collection of sad boy ballads and cringe comedy into an art form. But seriously, who’s more dramatic: you or Olivia Rodrigo? I mean, with artists like “I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME,” it’s clear you’ve taken “excessive emoting” to Olympic levels. If they had a medal for sad lyrics about confusing relationships and unrequited love, you'd be standing atop that podium balling your eyes out. Your most played songs are a chaotic mashup of whimsical and woeful, with “Coconut Mall” standing out like a lighthouse in a storm of teenage angst. Seriously, how do you go from driving through your emotional turmoil to “Mario Kart Wii”? If you were a food item, you'd be a sad salad made up of leftovers: a little bit of humor, a sprinkle of nostalgia, and a heavy dressing of existential dread. The only thing more puzzling than your Spotify profile is how someone can listen to such a jumbled mess and still claim they're just here for the "vibes." Are you ready for therapy yet, or is this just your plan to secure a spot as the world's top sad boy?

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