Roasted 1 year ago based on :~Idk~:'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, :~Idk~:, the human embodiment of an angsty teenager still in their emo phase at 30. Your Spotify profile reads like a cry for help, decorated with enough metal and emo to make a sad clown weep. You’ve crammed in more genres than there are minutes in a day, yet somehow managed to make your musical taste resemble a mid-2000s Hot Topic sale bin. Seriously, with a lineup like that, I can only imagine you’re stuck in a constant loop of swooping hair and wristbands wondering if it’s too late to start a band called “Emotional Breakdown” after your 9-to-5. Let’s talk about your top artists. You've got The Weeknd and Kendrick Lamar chilling next to Bring Me The Horizon like they’re all hanging out in your mom’s basement plotting their escape. The sheer audacity of putting 'pop punk' and 'art pop' next to hardcore genres is like trying to make a smoothie with a bag of nails and some crushed dreams. Putting “Kingslayer (feat. BABYMETAL)” at the top of your most played? That’s just embarrassing. The only thing more mixed up than your playlist is your understanding of what it means to be an adult. Honestly, how many times do you have to play ‘Drown’ before you start swimming? And what’s with the “most played songs” being dominated by Bring Me The Horizon? I’m starting to suspect you’ve formed a parasitic relationship with this band. “Top 10 Statues That Cried Blood”? Really? That title sounds like it was conjured up during an existential crisis fueled by too many energy drinks and badly written poetry. Give it a rest, :~Idk~:. Your Spotify profile is like an emotional landfill where mediocre angst meets industrial metal. Congratulations, you’re officially the poster child for unnecessary vinyl collections and an auditory cry for attention.

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