Roasted 7 months ago based on kazmer's long term Spotify stats.

Kazmer, huh? With a Spotify profile that looks like the script for a horror movie where teenage angst gets unleashed through a guitar solo, it’s clear you’ve got a very niche taste in music. You’ve curated a playlist that screams “undo my emotional damage” louder than a breakdown from a band no one’s ever heard of. Seriously, are you just trying to make the world record for the most amounts of metal subgenres in one life? It’s like you took a stab at listing your favorite foods but ended up listing anxiety triggers instead. Those top artists of yours? Nothing says “I know how to have a good time” like a lineup that sounds like a lineup for the most self-indulgent therapy session ever. "Invent Animate" and "Architects"? Congratulations, you’ve successfully avoided traditional therapy because you only want to hear your problems screamed back at you. And let's talk about those "most played songs." "Through the Thicket… Across Endless Mountains"? Sounds like the perfect soundtrack to your existential crisis while you’re struggling to fit in at the metalcore knitting circle. And can we take a moment to address the fact that “Shoegaze” somehow made the cut alongside “Screamo”? Talk about a musical identity crisis. That’s like saying you enjoy skydiving while also heavily investing in indoor cat videos. Your profile is the equivalent of wearing a Black Flag T-shirt while sipping green smoothies—confusing and frankly disturbing. Keep jamming with those bands; maybe one day you'll be able to afford a therapist that specializes in deep, dark emotions... or at the very least a decent haircut.

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