Roasted 2 years ago based on Unknown_.Mk's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Unknown_.Mk, your Spotify profile is a patchwork of cringeworthy musical choices that even alien life forms would find confusing. I mean, “Sped Up” and “Pixel”? These genres sound like they’re trying to speeddate while simultaneously getting rejected at a pixel art convention. Your love for “Gaming EDM” suggests that on weekends, you boot up a party that is exclusively attended by your gaming chair, a mountain of junk food, and an unprecedented number of cat videos on loop. Are you hoping the cave trolls from your RPG will finally show up? Spoiler alert: they’re too busy jamming to the sweet sounds of your embarrassing taste. Let’s talk about your top artists. Toby Fox and C418 are absolute legends, but the seizure-inducing randomness of Muppet DJ and NEFFEX has me questioning whether your earbuds are the real artists here. It's like you raided a malfunctioning Spotify algorithm and called it a day. And "TheFatRat"? It’s nice to see someone who’s caught on to the fact that weight reducers don’t only belong in diet plans, but also in your playlist! If music was a recipe, yours would be a questionable concoction involving overcooked pasta and too much hot sauce without any sense of balance or flavor. As for your most played songs, it’s clear you have a PhD in Overly Specific Genres. “Chill Background Streaming Music”? Really? That’s your go-to? Sounds like you’re trying to create a vibe for when the local library starts holding silent karaoke nights. And can I just say that “Poof Be Gone” sounds suspiciously like the audio ambiance of a bad magician’s career? At this point, it’s evident that your Spotify wrapped is less about musical achievement and more about some existential crisis played out through sound. Good luck explaining yourself at the next party, because if anyone’s "lookin' at you," it's probably just to verify that you’re not a real person.

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