Roasted 1 year ago based on ishedblood's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Kao, the Spotify account equivalent of a guy wearing a beanie indoors while sipping artisanal coffee flavored with his own tears. Your favorite genres read like a teenager's diary after a breakup with mainstream music. “Underground Hip Hop” to “Russian Plugg”? I didn’t know your taste in music was as confused as your love life. If there was a genre for ‘music I blast to the sound of my own angst,’ you’d be the unchallenged champion. And those top artists? I mean, “Glokk40Spaz”? Sounds like a failed Bond villain. Your playlist reads like a squad of under-the-radar rappers no one’s ever met, but sure, let’s pretend that’s cool. Listening to “OsamaSon”—which, yes, definitely sounds like the result of a CIA experiment gone wrong—just showcases how deep in the music underground you’ve buried yourself. You might as well start streaming from a cave while drumming on trash cans; it’s a wonder you haven’t run out of oxygen down there. But hey, I see you’ve got a soft spot for “Hyperpop” too. That’s right! Because nothing screams maturity quite like juxtaposing atmospheric turmoil and “I can’t believe it’s not Britney.” Your most played songs honestly sound like a fever dream from someone who was left on read. If you ever want to leave your emo phase in the basement, we’ll be waiting with a Top 40 playlist and a serious talk about your life choices. Until then, keep vibing with your sound cloud nightmares—nobody’s judging… mostly.

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