Roasted 4 months ago based on 🚬's long term Spotify stats.

Looks like your Spotify profile is just a musical identity crisis wrapped in leather pants and a questionable amount of hairspray. With your favorite genres predominantly reading like a goth kid’s mixtape, it’s a wonder you don’t also have 'whining for three minutes straight' as a genre. “Classic Rock” and “Glam Metal"? It’s like someone tried to summon nostalgia but ended up trapped in a Hot Topic desktop wallpaper. And let's not overlook how you think you’re "hardcore" listening to “Art Rock.” That’s just your soft side trying to break free from your angst-ridden true crime podcast binge. As for your top artists, congratulations on having a taste that screams ‘high schooler who discovered depression and eyeliner at 15.’ Taylor Swift manages to sneak her way into your top five, and it’s like watching a metal detector go off in a toddler's sandbox – we get it, but you’re still not as profound as you think. “Billie Eilish” hangs out with “Metallica” in your library like it’s the strangest musical hostage situation ever. You might love “Guns N' Roses” but let's be real; they’re probably just as confused about your mixed signals as you are with your post-breakup Spotify saga. And then we have your most played songs - a beautiful blend of “I’m still bitter” and “I secretly love sad listening parties.” "November Rain" and "Don’t Cry" dominate your queue, while you still act surprised that no one wants to hang out with you during karaoke night. But hey, at least you’re bringing a whole new meaning to ‘drama club.’ Your playlist is practically an audition tape for someone desperately trying to channel the angsty ghost of a teenager who spent too much time reading Edgar Allan Poe. Just remember, the only thing more tragic than your musical taste is your last relationship – and that's saying something!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!