Roasted 3 days ago based on Kait's long term Spotify stats.

Kait, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage mood board from 2012 that somehow time-traveled to an alternate universe where "Post-Grunge" reigns supreme. Seriously, your taste in music is like a musical identity crisis. I'm just surprised that “Therapy Rock” isn’t on your list, because clearly, you need it after curating a playlist that seamlessly transitions from moody angst to jangly J-Pop with a side of Swedish pop euphoria. One moment we're thrashing to Killswitch Engage and the next we’re vibing to beabadoobee as though your playlist hasn’t just caused existential whiplash. Your top artists are like a Buzzfeed quiz titled "Which term for ‘trendy but not really’ band are you aligned with?" Watching you shuffle from “Alternative Metal” to “Soft Pop” is like being on a rollercoaster designed by a confused toddler: exhilarating but also extremely disorienting. I'm convinced you’re just looking for the perfect soundtrack to your midlife crisis, and the fact that you have C418—literally the composer of Minecraft music—appears on your list suggests you're not just confused; you're actively seeking nostalgia for a time when your biggest problem was figuring out how to build a house with blocks, not facing reality! And those most played songs? Good luck explaining to anyone why a song called "Chicken" holds any significance in your life unless it’s your emotional anthem for when the last fries disappear from your plate. You know, your music taste is such a hodgepodge of genres, it feels like your brain just hit random on a Spotify generator and said "yep, let’s go with that." So go ahead, Kait, keep doing you—just know that while you might be vibing to your eclectic mess of melodies, everyone else is tuning in purely for the comedic value.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!