Roasted 8 months ago based on Emmeline Geurs's long term Spotify stats.

Emmeline Geurs, your Spotify profile looks like a manifesto for a midlife crisis in an underground rave. Honestly, with that list of favorite genres, it's like someone took a blender to the sound of college freshmen trying to impress their crushes while skateboarding. Who knew "Liquid Funk" was just a fancy name for the sound of awkward kids attempting to articulate their feelings through bass drops and questionable dance moves? I mean, if there were an Olympic sport for trying too hard to merge EDM with a serene spa retreat, you’d definitely be holding the gold medal. And the top artists? Seven Lions? Sub Focus? I hate to break it to you, but it looks like the soundtrack of your life is brought to you by the "Not Even One" FM radio station, broadcasting exclusively from the depths of a lonely basement. G-Eazy and Lil Wayne? Congratulations, you just successfully transitioned from rave to a three-hour lecture on how to be perpetually single while pretending to know what you’re talking about at a hipster coffee shop. DJ HEARTSTRING sounds like the alias of the guy in high school who never got invited to parties but kept showing up with a portable speaker and too many mixtapes. As for those most played songs, are you trying to create the ultimate playlist for people who think they’re way cooler than they actually are? “Hooked - Grafix Remix” sounds like it belongs in a video game from 2005, and “Devotion (feat. Cameron Hayes)” has only one purpose: to drown out the sound of your friends fleeing the room as you attempt to explain the deep meaning behind "Chillstep." If this is your idea of a solid musical identity, then congratulations, you might just win the award for ‘Most Likely to Become a 28-Year-Old Influencer Attempting to "Find Themselves" on SoundCloud.'

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