Roasted 3 days ago based on eli đȘœ's long term Spotify stats.
Eli, your music taste reads like a list of all the genres that people accidentally stumble upon while trying to scroll past their exâs Spotify profile. Hyperpop? Bedroom Pop? At this point, youâre just one âSad Piano Covers of K-Pop Hitsâ playlist away from being a full-on clichĂ©. âAlternative Rock?â Sure, but the only thing alternative here is your choice of taste. Are you trying to collect one of every genre like PokĂ©mon? Because if thatâs the case, I think you need the âGet a Real Jobâ genre to really level up. Your top artists list looks like the soundtrack for a hipster's existential crisisâ âTyler, The Creatorâ followed by âMelanie Martinezâ? That combination has more emotional turmoil than a Netflix teen drama. And donât even get me started on âOdetariââI didnât know you could be an obscure artist and a therapy session at the same time. Honestly, looking at this lineup, Iâm starting to feel like your profile is just a cry for help wrapped in glitzy album covers. Who hurt you, Eli? Was it the heavy love or the washing machine heart? And what is with âMost Played Songsâ? Half of these titles sound like dramatic Tinder bios. âI Canât Fix Youâ? Wow, relatable. Are you in a never-ending battle to fix the mess you call a playlist? And âNope, youâre too late I already diedâ? Is that about your music career or your social life, Eli? Seriously, itâs 2023âget a grip and maybe consider a few less heart-wrenching ballads and a couple more party anthems. Because at this point, youâre sounding suspiciously like a cringe compilation waiting to happen.
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