Roasted 3 days ago based on eli 🪽's long term Spotify stats.

Eli, your music taste reads like a list of all the genres that people accidentally stumble upon while trying to scroll past their ex’s Spotify profile. Hyperpop? Bedroom Pop? At this point, you’re just one ‘Sad Piano Covers of K-Pop Hits’ playlist away from being a full-on cliché. “Alternative Rock?” Sure, but the only thing alternative here is your choice of taste. Are you trying to collect one of every genre like Pokémon? Because if that’s the case, I think you need the “Get a Real Job” genre to really level up. Your top artists list looks like the soundtrack for a hipster's existential crisis— “Tyler, The Creator” followed by “Melanie Martinez”? That combination has more emotional turmoil than a Netflix teen drama. And don’t even get me started on “Odetari”—I didn’t know you could be an obscure artist and a therapy session at the same time. Honestly, looking at this lineup, I’m starting to feel like your profile is just a cry for help wrapped in glitzy album covers. Who hurt you, Eli? Was it the heavy love or the washing machine heart? And what is with “Most Played Songs”? Half of these titles sound like dramatic Tinder bios. “I Can’t Fix You”? Wow, relatable. Are you in a never-ending battle to fix the mess you call a playlist? And “Nope, you’re too late I already died”? Is that about your music career or your social life, Eli? Seriously, it’s 2023—get a grip and maybe consider a few less heart-wrenching ballads and a couple more party anthems. Because at this point, you’re sounding suspiciously like a cringe compilation waiting to happen.

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