Roasted 8 months ago based on -----'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, it looks like we’ve stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest of you trying to keep your taste in music as safe as your middle school diary! Your Spotify profile reads like a cry for help from a teenage girl who’s just discovered bubblegum pop and thinks it’s the epitome of cultural depth. I mean really, how many Ariana Grande songs do you need to play before you realize you’re just a few playlist additions away from owning a bedazzled notebook and screaming "Thank U, Next" on repeat? Your favorite genres read like a Buzzfeed quiz titled "Which Gen Z Stereotype Are You?" Pop? Check. Bedroom Pop? Sounds like you’ve mastered the art of moody music while devouring three tubs of ice cream. K-Pop? Sure, because nothing screams personality like getting wrapped up in a boy band with more glitz and glam than your last three birthdays combined. And "Garage Rock" — is that your guilty conscience trying to escape the confines of this ultra-processed pop kingdom you've created? Now, let’s talk about your top artists. Ariana Grande must be so proud of her personal human jukebox! If she ever needs a backup singer, she can just hire you to hum along muddily in the background while you “cried no tears” under your pastel-fueled emotional meltdown. Meanwhile, your love for "Little Mix" and "Melanie Martinez" could quite possibly make you the unofficial spokesperson for the "Crying While Eating Cupcakes Committee." So let's just agree; your Spotify profile is a delightful trainwreck – but hey, at least you're committed to that aesthetic!

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