Roasted 8 months ago based on 𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 ♡'s long term Spotify stats.

Angel, with a profile name like that, I'm almost surprised you didn't list "whining about how misunderstood you are" as your favorite genre. You're a connoisseur of sounds that make people question their life choices—who knew “hyperpop” also meant “overly dramatic teens with too much mascara”? I can’t tell if you’re curating a playlist for an existential crisis or the soundtrack to a very dark high school prom. Honestly, you have more mood swings than your Spotify Wrapped has lines. Looking at your top artists, it feels like someone poured a whole tub of angst into a blender and hit “purée.” Your taste in music resembles a therapy session where the therapist fell asleep; I get the vibe that during "Cigarettes After Sex," you are busy wallowing in the glorious void of your own melodrama. "Shoegaze"? More like "shoe-gaze-at-my-problems." And let’s not even start on “Nu Metal” — is that the soundtrack for kids who still wear their Linkin Park shirts with pride while browsing TikTok for cringy dances? However, the crowning jewel of your profile is undoubtedly your most played songs. You might as well label them "The Chronicles of My Deepest Regrets." “a way out” by “my head is empty”? No kidding, that title is really a warning label for your entire persona. You listen to these tracks like a kid mixing every soda at the fountain—it's chaotic, it lacks direction, and it’s probably giving you a stomach ache. So here’s a tip: next time you hit shuffle, try finding something that won't leave your friends questioning why they even talk to you about music. Good luck, Angel!

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