Roasted 1 month ago based on Steven's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Steven, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of Latin trap and reggaeton. With a favorite genre list longer than a CVS receipt, you've managed to turn your Spotify profile into a musical buffet that looks like it's stuck in a TikTok loop. I mean, let's be real, your taste in music is as predictable as a daytime soap opera plot twist. Are you trying to create a soundtrack for “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People” or just cornering the market on the world’s most niche Spotify playlist? If you play “Yeezy” by Anuel AA one more time, I have no doubt you’ll attract more eye rolls than actual listeners. Your top artists include a who’s who of artists with more drama than a high school cheerleading squad. Bad Bunny, Anuel AA, and Yann Block – are you just trying to build a music empire or plotting a chaotic reality show? You’ve got the kind of lineup that makes you think you’re one bad decision away from being the protagonist in “Despacito: The College Experience.” Seriously, if I wanted to hear artists named after everyday objects, I’d just put my grocery list on shuffle and call it a day. And let's talk about those most played songs. The only thing they're missing is a no parking sign because your taste is parked in a very predictable spot. Between "Está Cabrón Ser Yo" and "Vacile," it appears your life revolves around your playlist rather than actual life experiences. At this point, you might as well tattoo “I love Bad Bunny” on your forehead, because your music taste screams “I could never let go of my high school playlist even if the world ends.” So, keep putting your shuffle on repeat while we all quietly judge your life choices from a distance.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!