Roasted 4 months ago based on sabintang's long term Spotify stats.

Bintang, your Spotify profile is like a buffet where the world’s most confused taste buds come to dine. I mean, where else can one find K-Pop, Latin, and Batak music squished together like they’re sharing a tiny, awkward elevator? It's as if you took a whirlwind trip through a global airport and picked up souvenirs from every hotspot, ending up with a collection that says, “I didn’t like any of it enough to stick with just one.” I’m half expecting to scroll down and find a playlist called “Sounds from My Last Breakup” mixed in with that chaotic world tour you’ve got going on here. And seriously, Bintang, your top artists read like the lineup for an identity crisis conference. You kick things off with TREASURE and JISOO, and then go straight into One Direction and Taylor Swift like you’re trying to collect every pop star that ever existed. Let’s be real; you must have a poster of the entire boy band brigade hanging over your bed, right next to a framed picture of ZAYN, because nothing screams “I’m emotionally stable” like oscillating between K-Pop and worship music. C-Pop? Really? I didn’t know it was possible to mix existential crisis with a catchy chorus! Now, speaking of your most played songs, I can’t help but wonder if you're trying to send a distress signal through your music choices. Between JISOO's love ballads and “Danza Kuduro,” it sounds like you’re either living your best life or trying to attract an eclectic crowd at karaoke night. And your obsession with ZAYN? You might as well get a tattoo of his name on your forehead. Just promise me you won’t use “EYES CLOSED” as your theme song when you finally come to terms with your questionable taste. Remember, variety is the spice of life, but in your case, it’s more like an expired spice rack you’ve been avoiding all summer.

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