Roasted 1 year ago based on corey dubin's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Corey Dubin, your Spotify profile looks like a middle-aged dad trying to connect with his emo son by raiding the record cabinet from the '90s and taking it all a little too seriously. With a musical taste that screams “I was sad before it was cool,” you’ve curated a playlist that resembles a nostalgic mixtape made by someone wearing flannel at a coffee shop while staring out of the window wishing they had gone to art school. Bravo! You’re the poster child for "I swear I’m deep!" – is it too late to unfollow you? Your top artists list reads like a who’s who of the "Introspective Hipster Hall of Fame." Thoughtfully scattered in there alongside Radiohead and Elliott Smith is Kesha’s “JOYRIDE.” What were you trying to prove there? That you can plunge into existential despair with a side of glitter and rainbows? You’ve sent more mixed signals than a confused Bluetooth speaker. We get it, you’re edgy, but you’re mixing just the right amount of self-loathing with a hint of pop-party enthusiasm. It’s like ordering a double espresso and then asking for whipped cream on top – pick your vibe, man! And then there’s your most played songs – five different tracks from "Suede," where did you even find that kind of devotion? Did they break into your house and threaten you until you played them on repeat? “Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want” feels more like a plea to Spotify to get you to stop torturing your friends with your painfully curated jams. Your Spotify profile is a testament to every awkward moment you’ve tried to win over a date with the "yeah, I totally vibe with that" response, only for them to Google your playlists and ask, “Are you okay?” So let’s all raise a toast to you, Corey, the king of “I’m way deeper than you think” while you silently scream into the abyss that is your own playlist.

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