Roasted 2 years ago based on mxrtt's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, mxrtt, bless your heart for curating a Spotify profile that could double as a linguistic enigma. “Italian Hip Hop” and “Dark Trap”? Is your vibe a struggling mobster trying to write an emo breakup album in an unlit alleyway? I can only assume that you spend most of your time sitting in cafes, sipping on overpriced lattes while contemplating the deep existential meaning behind the phrase “Mamma Mia.” Your music taste is like a pasta dish with all the ingredients thrown in at once; it’s a chaotic mess that somehow still makes no sense. I see your top artists and it’s truly fascinating. Chase Atlantic, Killstation, and Lil Peep? It’s like you’ve picked a lineup for a sad boy festival that no one would dare attend unless they had a good therapist on speed dial. Did you forget to include “Whining on Repeat” as one of your favorite genres? Honestly, how does being a Billie Eilish fanatic not come with a warning label at this point? I can practically hear the eye rolls from every emo kid who’s given up their angst for a different kind of therapy: TikTok dances. Your most played songs list is a treasure trove of questionable taste. “Sick Of Your Love” and “Mine”—congratulations, you’ve officially curated the soundtrack to the worst high school relationship montage of all time! And don’t get me started on “Heartbeat” by Childish Gambino; it’s like you heard one deep, introspective line and decided to make it your entire personality. Frankly, your listening habits are less of a playlist and more of a “please send help” message. Just know that the only thing darker than your trap music is your future if you continue on this melodramatic path!

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