Roasted 4 months ago based on korny guy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Korny Guy, the proud curator of the world's most aggressively moody playlist! Who knew "metal" was just a fancy way of saying you peaked in high school? Your music choices scream: "I wear band tees to weddings, and my dating profile has a hard limit on anything considered 'happy'!" You’ve got more angst bottled up than a youths' poetry slam. Honestly, I can practically hear the sound of your parents rolling their eyes from here. Your top artists read like a lineup for an existential crisis retreat. Listening to that collection of grunge and thrash is like going to therapy — except instead of unloading your problems, you're just screaming along about them in your mom's basement. I’m convinced you think “Sally’s Song” is a revolutionary political statement instead of a wistful tune about a Halloween character. Newsflash: just because you have a contentious relationship with your feelings doesn’t mean everyone else needs to experience the audio version of your teenage diary! And let's not even get started on your most played songs. "B.Y.O.B."? More like "Bring Your Own Boredom." At least when you blast it at full volume, it drowns out the sound of your friends' eyes glazing over as they realize they’ll be subjected to yet another round of "Let’s listen to the same five bands we adored in 2005." Honestly, the only thing heavier than your metal playlist is the weight of your personality. So congrats, Korny Guy! You’ve managed to perfectly encapsulate everything that was edgy… a decade ago.

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