Roasted 10 months ago based on Wildcard's long term Spotify stats.

Wildcard, huh? I see your taste in music is as confused as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. You’ve got every angst-ridden genre piled up like a teenager’s dirty laundry—rock, metalcore, emo, and even pop punk? Let’s be honest, your profile sounds like a bad breakup playlist someone made while crying into their Travis Scott meal. The only thing more chaotic than your listening habits is your emotional stability after a simple “good morning” text. Your top artists are practically begging for a support group. Did you accidentally download an entire ‘Sad Boy’ mixtape from 2016? "Bring Me The Horizon" must be debating whether to send you a thank-you card or a warning about your unhealthy obsession. Seriously, bro, it’s like you're conducting a scientific study on how many times one band can appear in a single person's top 10 list before achieving sentience. And mentioning Hozier in the same breath as "emo rap" is like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole—just stick to the nail. As for your most played songs, can we talk about the sheer amount of “Bring Me The Horizon” you’ve consumed? Are you trying to summon a heavy metal spirit? The only “demon” you’re channeling is your own inability to diversify your playlists, but hey, at least you’ll be fully prepared for the inevitable midlife crisis soundtrack! If your music taste were a reality show, it’d be “Survivor: Angsty Teen Edition.” Might I suggest some therapy in your next Spotify session? Or at the very least, a cuddle with a Taylor Swift album to help balance that angst!

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