Roasted 1 year ago based on ✩°｡⋆⸜(ू˙꒳ ˙ )'s long term Spotify stats.

Miffy, your Spotify profile is like a cultural mashup that didn’t get the memo on how to make sense. J-Pop, K-Pop, Emo, and Japanese Indie? Did your playlist come to life after surviving a tornado of stereotypes? With favorites like “Teenage Dirtbag,” it honestly feels like your teenage angst got a passport and decided to travel through every cringe-worthy genre known to humanity. I guess if you throw enough musical styles into a blender, something palatable might accidentally come out, and the result is you, straddling that line between “anime fandom” and “please help, I’m stuck in my bedroom!” Then we have your top artists. Ado, Stray Kids, and a sprinkle of Mother Mother from the West? It’s like your music taste is the basement of a geek convention. Was there a half-off sale on childhood nostalgia and post-adolescent sadness that we weren't invited to? Your love for HoYoFair is especially concerning—are we sure this is music and not just a soundtrack for your emotional breakdown? Seriously, the way you’ve elevated “Genshin Impact Fan Musical” to your most played tracks feels like a cry for help…or maybe a desperate plea for validation from your annoying gamer friends. And let’s talk about those most played songs. You’ve dug up sonic buried treasures with titles that scream “I couldn’t make it through high school without a soundtrack of existential dread.” “OH MY MY” by HoYoFair is a personal favorite because it perfectly encapsulates your one-woman battle against societal norms. One minute you're a Vocaloid aficionado, the next you're a self-proclaimed emo kid who still says “uwu” in public. Miffy, if you were a soundtrack, you'd be a mixtape snuck into a high school backpack, full of hope yet ready to haunt the valley of 'what could have been.'

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!