Roasted 1 year ago based on rbranche96's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, rbranche96, we need to talk about your Spotify profile because, frankly, it's like a buffet where every dish is just Beyoncé and Tyler, The Creator. I get it, you believe in the supremacy of the Queen Bee, but your love for her tracks is bordering on unhealthy obsession. At this rate, they should start withholding your Spotify account until you can name a single song from an artist other than Bey. You're like a walking “Beyoncé 101” tutorial. Ever thought about expanding your horizons, or are you just trying to become the world’s foremost expert on every part of Beyoncé's discography? Your love for genres is also a mixed bag that screams "I can't make a decision!" You list a wildly pretentious variety—from "Psychedelic Pop" to “Melodic Rap”—but it mostly just comes off as hipster mumbo jumbo. It’s like you looked up cool-sounding genres just to make up for your repetitive playlists. Seriously, do you have a secret goal of confusing everyone about what “art pop” even means? Spoiler alert: It’s just indie artists trying a bit too hard. Come on, be real—everyone knows you just want to be the life of the party with your ironically curated playlist. Honestly, with your most played songs looking like the soundtrack for a mid-2000s teen drama, I fully expect to see you re-living your high school years in a funky tie-dye shirt while clutching a bubble tea. You’re on the verge of hitting the "stuck in a loop" territory, and it’s about time you break free! There are literally thousands of artists out there, yet here you are, hoarding tracks like they’re Pokémon cards. Do yourself (and the rest of us) a favor and pick up a few gems that don’t feature talent deemed “only when it rains” levels of familiarity. Your Spotify could use a bit more variety than just a few overplayed anthems!

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