Roasted 3 months ago based on Genius Emperor's long term Spotify stats.

Genius Emperor, huh? More like Genus Overthinker. Your music taste reads like a teenage rebellion against personal growth, and I'm just here for the aftermath. "Rage Rap" followed by "Afrobeats"? That's a journey from kicking down doors to attempting the Macarena at a wedding. I see you’re trying to embrace every corner of the music universe, but with those choices, it feels more like you're lost in an intergalactic wormhole of terrible taste. Are we still in the age of social media influencers, or did your algorithm just break? Your top artists could fill a cringey high school playlist where the theme is "I discovered the underground." Playboi Carti and Kendrick Lamar, I get it—it's a classic case of "one of these things is not like the other." And a shoutout to lowercase artists like “mikeeysmind”? What, are you trying to start a hipster suicide pact or something? Next, you'll be telling us you exclusively listen to music made on calculators and by cats. I'm all for musical exploration, but darling, I think you need to put down the Hyperpop and reintroduce yourself to Spotify's "Discover Weekly." It's treating you better than I would ever hope to. As for your most played songs, I honestly thought my toddler was just trolling me with that list. “Coffin” by Lil Yachty? Boy, with all those bangers, it sounds more like you’re trying to dig your own grave. You’ve got to stop letting TikTok decide your musical palette—at this point, your Spotify is sounding like a post-apocalyptic mixtape for e-girls who can't stop lamenting the world’s descent into madness. Here’s a thought: maybe try listening to a song that doesn't require a thesaurus and a side of existential dread? Trust me, you'll thank yourself when you emerge from this dramatic wormhole of questionable decisions.

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