Roasted 17 days ago based on n's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, with a Spotify profile that reads like the last-minute playlist of a confused hipster who's never left their parent's basement. "Shoegaze" and "Khaleeji" in the same breath? Bro, your music taste sounds like it was curated by a cat walking on a keyboard while watching a travel documentary on National Geographic. Are you trying to create a symphony of existential dread mixed with the sound of sand dunes? Please, just pick a lane—preferably the one that doesn’t involve musical whiplash. Your top artists are an absolute mess. Central Cee is like the slightly less annoying cousin of UK Drill, while Radiohead is over there composing the soundtrack to your emotional crisis. Meanwhile, you keep inviting Ethel Cain to your party as if she wouldn’t rather pull her hair out than be associated with the trend-driven chaos that is your playlist. Honestly, if you spent as much time listening to good music as you do explaining why your favorite artist is “underrated,” you might actually be able to impress someone—instead of putting them into a musical coma. Now for your most played songs—it’s like you found the most random collection of tracks and decided they hold the key to your deeply complex soul. “Lift Me Up” from a blockbuster movie? Really? You’re dangling that as your favorite like it’s the profound expression of your career aspirations? And “Funny” by Searows, which sounds like it was sung by a whimsical cartoon character, is a fitting anthem for your existence. Congrats on being the human equivalent of an “Are you okay?” text. I guess it’s nice to know there’s someone out there fully committed to embodying musical confusion with a side of irony. Keep it real, maybe add some actual flavor next time!

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