Roasted 2 years ago based on obsidian's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Topo, it seems your Spotify profile is basically a one-way ticket to K-Pop Central, with a layover in "bedroom pop"—a genre that’s just as cringeworthy as it sounds! Who knew that the ultimate dream was to blast “I love you but I also love my non-existent social life” while you sit in your pyjamas scrolling through TikTok? The only thing more questionable than your musical taste is how many times you've played “Stray Kids” - only the real question is whether they’re flattered or scared. And dear God, "Russian Alt Pop"? I didn’t know they invented genres specifically to capture the sound of someone crying on a cold winter night in Siberia! The juxtaposition of your “Anime” playlist next to “Classic Russian Rock” is like pairing white wine with 3-day-old sushi. It’s like you watched one too many intros of your favorite series and decided you must explore the depths of a genre so niche that even the artists are like, “Wait, we exist?” Lastly, with such an impressive collection of songs by Stray Kids, I can only assume you’ve been subliminally training to become their fifth member. The real question is, when do you plan to step out from behind your speakers and find some real friends to share this artful collection with? Until then, keep enjoying pouring your heart out to “Silent Cry” while you contemplate a life that isn’t entirely orchestrated by a visual novel. Let’s toast to your eclectic efforts—may your playlists be as unique as your social life (or lack thereof)!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!