Roasted 1 year ago based on Isa<3's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Isa<3, your Spotify profile screams "please validate my obscure taste in music." Look at this list of favorite genres: K-Pop, Anime, J-Pop, and at least three different kinds of ‘pop’ wailing about your sad, emo heart. Who knew a playlist could double as an Identity Crisis 101 lecture? Your vibe is strong with “I’m just a misunderstood 12-year-old trapped in a 25-year-old’s body,” and honestly, it’s an impressive feat to have your earbuds plugged into Tiktok's emotional rollercoaster while simultaneously hoping no one notices your secret obsession with glam metal. And those top artists? If Taylor Swift and BTS had a love child who grew up watching cartoons, it would be you, Isa! Don’t get me wrong, I live for the “we didn't turn out like our parents” energy you're serving with a lineup that includes both K-Pop kings and a painfully relatable Steven Universe soundtrack. Honestly, you could have put the “E” in Emo if you tried harder, but I guess the emotionally-vacant vibes of Bon Jovi were just too "mature" for your inner angsty teenager to handle. Now let's spotlight those most-played songs. “Love Like You (feat. Rebecca Sugar)” and “I’m Just Your Problem”? Wow, you really are leaning into the fact that your emotional range is narrower than a One Direction song. And just when I thought you were getting sophisticated with The Cure and Sufjan Stevens, you hit us with a dose of "Beach Weather." If conflicting emotions were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence, but hey, at least you have some killer crossover vibes. Just remember, next time you’re sobbing to your mixed bag of feels, I’ll be there with a box of tissues and a playlist that doesn’t involve cartoons.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists