Roasted 4 months ago based on jikon's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, jikon! The eclectic taste king with a Spotify profile that looks like a confused teenager suddenly discovering their identity through a mismatched playlist of genres. You've got everything from "Alternative Rock" to "Deathstep"—clearly, you ran out of names after "Art Pop" and thought, “Why not throw in some grimy bass drop death music while we're at it?” I’m surprised you didn’t list “Yodeling” or “Folk Metal.” Just to keep things spicy, eh? Your top artists read like a hipster’s fever dream—full of atmospheric vibes and wild existential crises. Agnes Obel and Freddie Dredd? What are you trying to say, that you're deeply emotional and also the life of the party? It's a balancing act of musical whiplash that nobody asked for. Did you put those two in the same playlist just to see if anyone would notice? Because trust me, they noticed. Even your Spotify account needs therapy after sifting through that musical identity crisis. And let’s talk about your most played songs—“Can’t Be (Rone Remix)” followed by "PURE HATE," and then “You’re Lost Little Girl?” That’s a solid trajectory from chilling at a coffee shop to contemplating an early exit out of society. Are you trying to tell us something, or just setting the mood for when your existential dread hits during a long drive? One minute, you're lost in indie melodies, and the next, you’re on a chaotic dubstep ride that could only end in a mosh pit of feelings. It’s like having a mood ring that constantly changes colors based on your last existential crisis. Keep it up; we love watching you spiral!

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