Roasted 2 months ago based on cashiyado's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, cashiyado, if your Spotify profile were a concert, it’d definitely be a weird blend of confused grandparents at a family reunion trying to remember the lyrics to "Smoke on the Water" while simultaneously doing the Macarena to some obscure Fado track. With a favorite genre list that reads like the playlist of someone desperately trying to impress their friend who studies music therapy, it’s a miracle your friends haven’t staged an intervention yet. You’ve got enough sub-genres here to fill an entire music festival that would attract three confused hipsters and one guy who still wears cargo shorts unironically. Top artists? Wow, quite the eclectic lineup you've got! If I wanted to go on a musical journey that feels like a road trip through the last few decades of dad bods and questionable fashion choices, I’d just crank up your mix. Seriously, though, with Phil Collins and a bunch of Mestre-somethings leading the charge, it’s like you're trying to prove that you have taste while actually showcasing an impressive ability to time travel from a 1975 yacht party to a Brazilian drum circle. What's next, a collaboration involving a bearded folk singer, a marching band, and a didgeridoo solo? Because honestly, I’m here for it. As for your most played songs, it’s like a linguistic treasure hunt through the most obscure music archives. I half-expect to find a mixtape titled "Songs I Pretend Not to Cry To" hidden somewhere. At this point, even your Spotify algorithm is like, “Um, do we really need yet another five-minute instrumental featuring capoeira beats and existential dread?” Next time you're "bumping" these tracks at a party, just remember: your friends are either going to think you are a musical genius or someone’s experimenting with doing yoga in a library. Either way, bless your soul for putting them through this bizarre auditory experience.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!