Roasted 5 months ago based on Lousy deftones fan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Lousy Deftones Fan—a walking, talking middle school emo diary that somehow got access to Spotify. Your taste in music is so consistently angsty it’s practically a TED Talk on why you never got a hug as a child. Seriously, with nine Deftones songs in your top ten, it’s obvious you've either run out of Spotify credits or just can’t face the fact that the world has other music that doesn’t sound like a car crash echoed in a lonely, dimly lit basement. Your genres read like the sad high schooler's death metal manifesto. Alternative Metal? Check. Nu Metal? Obviously. But when did “Rap Metal” become a viable option? Did you honestly think someone would call you ‘cultured’ for bumping a track that sounds like a confused blender? It’s ironic how your Spotify “Discover Weekly” is probably just begging for mercy after subjecting it to your mediocre playlist. Who knew the musical equivalent of beige could actually fall under “Progressive Metal”? And don’t get me started on your most played songs. You’ve managed to turn “obsessed” into an art form. “Change (In the House of Flies)”—your anthem for the days you spend in your mom's basement, still crying over that crush from three years ago! If Deftones ever needed an official number one fan, they’d probably send you a cease and desist instead. But let’s be real, if the highlights of your Spotify profile resemble a 20-year-old mixtape, maybe it’s time to “Be Quiet and Drive” your way into something fresh… or at least a song that doesn’t rely solely on how sad you are.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!