Roasted 2 years ago based on Asturic's long term Spotify stats.

Adam Maćczak, the reigning king of midlife crisis playlists, your Spotify profile reads like a fever dream of an emo teenager trying to impress his therapist. With a taste in music that fluctuates between "I'm feeling introspective" and "I forgot to take my meds," it’s no wonder that you lean heavily on the repetitive sounds of Birds of Bellwoods. It’s like you’ve got a musical version of loyalty cards, but somehow, “A Year Ago” is the only thing getting rewarded—congratulations, you’ve officially turned a band into your personal therapy session! And let’s talk about your favorite genres. “Rebel Blues”? Really? Sounds more like a deflated attempt at finding the coolest-sounding name while hiding your inner dad. “Modern Rock” and “Pop,” your musical equivalent of reading a cereal box for excitement—never truly satisfying, always a little bland. Then there’s “Bossbeat,” which legitimately sounds like something created by a 12-year-old who just discovered GarageBand. Sorry to break it to you, but “Echoes of Regret” would be a better title for this collection of musical disasters. Your top artists are an eclectic blend of sound that somehow manages to sound more like a sad and confused Spotify algorithm rather than an actual person with taste. It’s time to admit that you’re one sad playlist away from becoming the musical embodiment of “dad jokes.” Imagine Dragons and Coldplay? Really? If I wanted to listen to someone mope while trying to make me feel guilty for having fun, I’d just call my mother. So please, Adam, put the aux cord down, step away from the indie-folk sanctity, and consider the possibility that maybe, just maybe, it’s time to diversify your music choices beyond “tormented soul” and “washed-up fairy.”

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