Roasted 1 year ago based on liz's long term Spotify stats.

Lizzy, your Spotify profile reads like an advertisement for a millennial who just discovered what Spotify is—congratulations on nailing every genre that starts with "R," "P," or "T." We get it; you want to immerse yourself in culture while simultaneously avoiding anything that might actually question your questionable taste in music. Your playlist has more hip hop artists than a car full of suburban kids trying to convince everyone they can rap. The only thing you're trapping is your own capacity for originality! With a top artist lineup that looks like a high school talent show where everyone is given an award for "Participation," it’s clear your music choices are as predictable as your next brunch order. I mean, Drake and Tyler, The Creator—wow, talk about breaking the boundaries of creativity! At least you stayed loyal to the same old names like they were your high school friends who peaked during senior year. Your Spotify choices scream, “I’m here for the mainstream clout, but I’ll tell you I’m ‘deep’ because I dig a little too much Brent Faiyaz.” Finally, let’s talk about your most-played songs. It’s like you hit shuffle on an iTunes gift card from 2014 and called it a day! “Poppin'” by Chris Brown and “Rah Tah Tah” by Tyler, The Creator—congratulations, you’ve unlocked the secret to musical mediocrity. Your playlists might just be the perfect soundtrack for a Saturday night spent scrolling through TikTok to find any sliver of personality. If we were handing out awards for trying too hard to be cool, you’d win a gold medal! Just remember, it's not too late to explore new tunes outside your 15-song comfort zone!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!