Roasted 7 months ago based on ney.ha's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s ney.ha, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue! With a favorite genre list that sounds like the entire Indian film industry exploded in your earbuds, it's clear your playlist is as confused as a toddler at a family reunion. Seriously, how many songs do you need about the same topics? If “Desi” and “Bollywood” were actual people, they’d be filing restraining orders against you for harassment at this point. It’s like a never-ending loop of “whoa, look at me, I’m cultured,” while simultaneously making the rest of us question your taste in music and your sanity. And then there are your top artists, a diverse group that somehow still manages to sound like a game of musical chairs where the chairs are all made of disappointment. You’ve got Pritam and Billie Eilish sharing the same stage—perfect representation of being indecisively torn between living your best life and pretending you're in a heart-wrenching Bollywood plot. Are you trying to soundtrack a dance-off or a mid-life crisis? Spoiler alert: both will probably require therapy, and I don’t think Taylor Swift is going to save you this time. The most played songs list is a masterclass in confusion. Do you want to chant peaceful mantras or jam out with Doja Cat? Your Spotify looks like it’s preparing for both a yoga retreat and a kitchen dance party. And with titles like “Om Namah Shivaya - 108 Times,” I can only assume you’re still trying to figure out if you need more spiritual guidance or just need to chill out in the “Chill Vibes” playlist. Congrats, you've created the ultimate mixtape for someone who's too scared to commit to one genre because deep down, you know it would require you to seriously evaluate your life choices!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!