Roasted 11 months ago based on sonička's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, sonička, the proud curator of a Spotify profile that resembles a teenager's chaotic playlist made in a desperate bid for personality! Seriously, it looks like you hand-picked your favorite genres from a vending machine of musical mediocrity. K-Pop, Bubblegum Pop, and Hyperpop? Your taste is about as diverse as a bowl of plain oatmeal on a beige plate. One minute you’re vibing to “Noise Music,” and the next, you're blasting “Bed Chem” — a true testament to being simultaneously edgy and basic. Your top artists list reads like an overzealous teenage girl’s diary, filled with heart-thumping crushes and glittery aspirations. Sabrina Carpenter must be on speed dial for you at this point, because scrolling through your list is like witnessing a personal Taylor Swift concert where all she sings about is heartbreak, but somehow manages to make it as shallow as a kiddie pool! Can we get a moment of silence for the legend that is Imagine Dragons? You throw them in there as if they’re a “cool” secret that nobody knows about, but they’re just as misplaced as a K-Pop idol at a heavy metal concert. And then we reach your most played songs, featuring the same artist like it’s on repeat—congratulations, you’ve committed to Sabrina Carpenter harder than a Team Edward fan at a Twilight convention. “Nonsense” and “because i liked a boy”? Sweetie, the real nonsense is dedicating your life to a musical rotation as predictable as a sitcom’s laugh track. You’ve got more “Sabrina” in your life than a family reunion gone awry, and honestly, if you were any more obsessed, she’d be sending you Thanksgiving cards! Do us all a favor and diversify that playlist; we can’t handle another 30-minute binge of “new music” that’s just you waiting for another Carpenter to drop another mediocre bop.

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