Roasted 7 months ago based on milo's long term Spotify stats.

Milo, your Spotify profile is like that mysterious folder on your friend's computer that only houses weird anime memes and music nobody asked for. Seriously, you’ve got enough J-Pop and Vocaloid to power a Kawaii-themed spaceship, but then you throw in Slipknot and Korn like you’re trying to balance a high-sugar candy diet with a high-cholesterol burger binge. I mean, one minute I’m ready to sing along with TWICE, and the next I’m diving into a mosh pit, wondering how I ended up in a musical identity crisis that screams, "I’m just trying to fit in at Comic-Con." Your favorite genres read like a jumbled setlist from a confused garage band that decided to cover every genre from 2000s emo to "what the heck is this J-Rock anyway?" Honestly, how do you go from the upbeat bubblegum vibes of K-Pop to the angst of nu-metal without stopping to re-evaluate your life choices? Your playlist is like a buffet where someone just threw all the food on the floor, and now we’re all left to wonder if we’re more in the mood for sweet potato fries or some deep-fried chaos. It’s no wonder your friends either love you or avoid you—they can never tell if you’re about to serenade them or scare them into next week. And let’s talk about your most played songs. "No Surprises" feels like a cry for help layered over Slipknot screaming, while "Custer" seems more like a warning that your music taste might need a serious intervention. Do you really want to be known as the person whose Spotify makes it sound like they’re living through an anime episode about existential dread? I’d suggest a therapist, but I’m pretty sure you’d only use it as background noise while jamming out to "Inertia." If your playlists were a TikTok trend, they’d definitely be the “What Not To Listen To When You’re Sad” series.

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