Roasted 2 years ago based on Tyler Patten's long term Spotify stats.

Tyler Patten, your Spotify profile is like a hipster thrift store threw up. Who put you in charge of curating the sad boy soundtrack of the universe? With a playlist as confused as your hairstyle, I can only assume you spent your life savings on beanies and overpriced coffee to fuel your “edgy” indie persona. Sure, you love rap, hip hop, and all those variations, yet your most played song is literally the musical equivalent of wearing socks with sandals. Let’s talk about those top artists. Mac DeMarco, Kid Cudi, and BROCKHAMPTON? Congratulations, you’ve successfully chosen the white boy trifecta of “I swear I’m deep and misunderstood.” Not to mention that list looks like your Spotify account was hacked by a group of emotionally unstable teenagers who just discovered their first heartbreak. It’s like you want to be the poster child for “please, for the love of God, someone notice me!” And can we take a moment to unpack your most played songs? "Heart to Heart" on repeat? Dude, we get it; you're emotionally unavailable, but the crushing weight of ennui is really not a good look. You’ve got "Lo-Fi Indie" on your favorites, but the real low-fi is your ability to pick music that does more to drain the life out of a party than ignite it. So here’s a suggestion: try a genre with a heartbeat next time; you might actually enjoy life instead of wallowing in your imaginary existential crisis.

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