Roasted 8 months ago based on 𝕽𝖚𝖙𝖍𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖘's long term Spotify stats.

Jajo13, huh? More like Jajo-why-bother. Your Spotify profile reads like a mixtape from a middle schooler’s sleepover, desperately shouting into the void that they’re “super into rap.” Not to mention your top artists list reads like a Hall of Fame for 90s dads, with a sprinkle of “Phonk” thrown in just to let everyone know you’ve discovered underground music in the past few months. Newsflash: Kizo and Cypis are not going to save your soul. And let’s talk about those genres. “Old School Hip Hop” all the way to “Drift Phonk” — it’s like the musical equivalent of saying you enjoy eating food. Seriously, who do you think you’re fooling? It’s clear you got a word-a-day calendar for genres, but I’m pretty sure nobody asked for the whole rap family tree. How about trying something outside your comfort zone? Like country music? At least then your playlists would finally have some actual *range,* instead of sounding like a 10-hour loop of a nightclub gone bad. Your most played songs are a disaster mixtape begging for mercy. "Co ty mi dasz ale to DRILL"? If that doesn't scream “I’m one bad decision away from regretting my life choices,” I don't know what does. And "Without Me" by Eminem? More like “Without Any Taste” for listening to the same old tracks on repeat like they’re a marble in the bottom of a wishing well. Your Spotify could use some serious therapy, because with taste like yours, even the shuffle button is probably crying out for help at this point.

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