Roasted 1 year ago based on Kit's long term Spotify stats.

Kit, your Spotify profile is like a trendy thrift store: cluttered, outdated, and desperately trying to capture a vibe that stopped being cool in 1995. With more Doors tracks than actual doors you've opened in your life, it's clear you’ve made a strong case for being the only person in history to successfully recycle their teenage angst into a playlist. Seriously, I don’t know if you’re trying to relive the glory days of grunge or just wallow in your own emotional dumpster fire, but either way, it can't be healthy. It’s adorable how you've managed to cram every subgenre of rock into your profile like a game of musical Tetris gone horribly wrong. "Shoegaze"? Sounds like the only thing you’ve been gazing at is your own reflection in the bathroom mirror while you scream to yourself about how misunderstood you are. And don't even get me started on your so-called "favorite artists." If the eclectic taste was a performance, you’d be the sad act in a dive bar, playing "Wonderwall" at 1 a.m. to a crowd of four drunk people on a Tuesday. But don't worry, Kit. Your unique musical tastes are only matched by your talent for avoiding social gatherings. I bet your idea of a wild night is sitting in your room with the lights dimmed, reminiscing over that one time you went to a concert and stood in the back, clinging to your flannel shirt like it's your last shred of self-respect. Congratulations on having a playlist that could double as the soundtrack for awkward silence – who needs friends when you’ve got "End of the Night" on repeat?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!