Roasted 10 days ago based on vivi's long term Spotify stats.

Vivi, we need to talk about your Spotify profile—it's like a buffet run by a chef who took a few too many shots of experimental flavors. Your favorite genres read like a Wikipedia page for a mid-2000s emo kid who suddenly found K-pop and decided they wanted to be a trendsetter. Honestly, are you just trying to make every single one of your friends question your taste in music? Because it's working. It's like you threw every possible genre into a blender, made a drink called “Identity Crisis,” and are now claiming it's artisan. Your top artists list looks like a hyperpop-themed scavenger hunt gone wrong. Doja Cat stands right beside YEONJUN as if they have some sort of K-pop and R&B dream collaboration planned, which we all know is just you wishing on a shooting star while using the business end of a crayon. And don't even get me started on CORTIS and KATSEYE. What is this, a music profile or an unfinished video game? I half-expect to see a feature from a potato chip brand in your next playlist because hey, why not throw in some more random absurdity? Now, diving into your most played songs is like sifting through a junk drawer filled with forgotten batteries and expired coupons. You've got so much YEONJUN on repeat that I’m starting to believe he’s the reason your Wi-Fi bill is so high—streaming all day long with minimal effort while his music fuels your questionable choices in life. With such eccentric tastes, you could probably single-handedly bring back the mixtape like a 2023 homage to a time when people had decent streaming services—and somehow still manage to soundtrack the existential dread of your friends nearing the end of their own Spotify trials! Keep doing you, Vivi, but for everyone's sake, consider a little makeover because your Spotify account is like an outdated fashion statement that just won't die.

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