Roasted 10 days ago based on Thomas's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Thomas, your Spotify profile is like a time capsule from 2015 that somehow got stuck in an EDM festival lost and never found its way back. Seriously, your favorite genres read like the desperate cries of a party boy who realized he wasn’t going to get that “W” with the ladies unless he blasted a few Kygo tracks at full volume. "Tropical House"? That sounds like the kind of house where the only thing getting lit is the scented candle you bought from Target when you thought you could be the next colorful Instagram influencer. Let’s take a closer look at your top artists: Avicii, Kygo, and Alan Walker—congratulations on being the human embodiment of “That Guy Who Knows One Good Song from a YouTube Compilation Clip.” Imagine Dragons and Coldplay? Woah, Thomas, you’re really breaking barriers here. Your playlist is less of a musical journey and more like a never-ending elevator ride to the ground floor, where you're stuck with a bunch of bros trying to convince you that Justin Bieber is a “deep artist” while pretending they haven’t heard an actual guitar riff since middle school. And can we talk about your most played tracks? “Thrift Shop” is from a time when you thought having thrifted outfits would make you hip, but somehow you still ended up with an armful of graphic tees from Hot Topic. How ironic that your number one song features a “thrift shop” when your music taste was clearly bought from the clearance bin. It’s like your music is an auditory kaleidoscope of “I peaked in high school,” and you’re convinced the next big trend is just around the corner, waiting to drop the bass—newsflash, buddy: you’re in the slow lane of life and the train to “cool” has long left without you!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!