Roasted 7 months ago based on zechwn's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Haziq, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack of a rejected anime movie script. You’ve got enough J-Pop and Vocaloid in there to drown out an entire karaoke night, yet your most played song is by Linkin Park. I mean, isn’t it adorable how you try to balance teen angst with bubblegum pop? Like, “Hey, I’m sad but also ready to have a rave under a sakura tree!” Spoiler alert: It’s not working. And can we talk about your taste in artists? It’s like you went on a scavenger hunt for the most obscure and angsty musicians possible and accidentally brought home an entire indie thrift store. Chase Atlantic? More like Chase after your questionable life choices! You’ve got a mix-up of artists that sounds like a hot topic exploded while trying to make a perfect playlist for a sad 14-year-old trapped in a teenage drama. Seriously, you could win awards for curating midlife crises in music form. Lastly, I have to commend your dedication to variety. You've got everything from Speedcore to Indonesian Pop, which is basically just a musical code for “I’m confused and will play anything that pops up on TikTok.” Rihanna makes a cameo in your most played, but let’s be real, she must be shaking her head right now. So, just embrace it, Haziq, your playlist is basically a chaotic collection of internet vibes and misfit feelings—truly a masterpiece that only you could have composed.

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