Roasted 11 days ago based on heidinator's long term Spotify stats.

Heidinator, I see you’ve curated a playlist that makes a Sunday morning church service look like a rave. If Spotify had a ‘Most Likely to Convert You’ award, you’d take the crown, and it would be bedazzled with glittery crosses. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a pamphlet handed out at the pearly gates. How does it feel to be the walking embodiment of a “Christ is my Co-Pilot” bumper sticker? Top artists? Let’s talk about that list. You've got more "Forrest Frank" on repeat than a pastor with a PowerPoint presentation during a youth group meeting. And Elvis Presley? Really? Were you trying to find the single piece of secular music that could pass as a warm-up for a gospel choir? It’s like your music library is the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis at a Christian singles retreat—bland, predictable, and oh-so-polite. Now, let’s discuss your most played songs, where "SELAH" and "Christmas Morning" reign supreme like they’re the ultimate Christian power couple. And you sure love that "Forrest Frank"—it’s as if you’re trying to convince everyone he’s the second coming. Honestly, if you played “KEEP IT SIMPLE” one more time, I might start believing you’re just trying to convince yourself of that life philosophy. Maybe take a break from worship tunes and give “death metal” a shot—could be a nice change from your near-religious devotion to the softest of sounds. Heaven knows you need it.

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