Roasted 2 years ago based on Ironraccoon's long term Spotify stats.

Ironraccoon, huh? With a name like that, I can't tell if you’re a hip-hop artist or the mascot for a recycling center. Your favorite genres read like a Tinder bio for a teenager trying way too hard to impress a nuclear physicist: “Yeah, I totally love rage rap… and anime? Check. Oh, and don’t forget the J-Pixie—whatever that is! Here’s a tip: next time you label your taste in music, have a little self-respect. Nobody wants to see you limping through SoundCloud like it’s the lost shrine of cringe. Your top artists are like a bizarre mixtape conceived during an existential crisis. I mean, Yeat and Mitski? Talk about a musical identity crisis! “Sunshine and sadness” would be a more fitting album title for your spectrums of anguish. And let’s talk about that obsession with Japanese VGM; is this a cry for help or have you just got tired of reading subtitles? The “SEGA SOUND TEAM” on your list makes me think you’re one broken gaming console away from turning into that weeb who shows a little too much affection for vintage video game soundtracks. Oh look, your most played songs are a delusional cocktail of despair and disappointment! “Let Go” by Frou Frou really captures the essence of your Spotify journey — kind of like your social life, huh? The only thing darker than your 'most played' list is that cloud following you around after all those "cautionary warnings." But keep rocking that eclectic soundtrack of angst and nostalgia; it’s basically a public service announcement for anyone who dared to click “follow.” At this point, your Spotify profile is less about music and more about a tragic hero's journey through the wasteland of your taste!

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