Roasted 1 year ago based on Alxs Frdmn's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Alexis Fridman, with a Spotify profile so niche it could only be appreciated by a small sect of hipsters fighting over the same flannel shirt. Your taste in music reads like the diary of a brooding teenager who just discovered their emotions — if that teenager also took a detour through three decades of torturous rock cliché and decided, "Hey, what if I added math homework to this emotional meltdown?" What’s next, a personal playlist dedicated to paint drying sounds? You’ve thrown artists into your top list like you’re trying to create the most pretentious Spotify username generator ever. Elliott Smith, The Beatles, Radiohead—are you trying to prove you were born in the wrong era, or just that you’re incapable of discovering music released after 1999? It’s a real feat to pick artists who have been weeping into their guitars longer than you’ve probably been alive. Do you even know that independent music existed before the internet? Just because you and your Spotify library are "sad boys" doesn't mean the entire world has to join your one-man pity parade. And let's talk about those most played songs, like "Skinhead Scum" and "I Was Never Your Boyfriend." Are you just trying to alienate everyone within earshot, or do you have a side gig applying to be the designated sad sack at every party? Look, I admire the commitment to your emotional turmoil, but at this rate, even your playlists have developed a fear of interaction. Maybe next time, try a little variety—like, I don’t know, a song that actually sees the bright side of life? Otherwise, you might want to change your profile name to "Alexis Fridman: Professional Sadness Curator."

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