Roasted 2 years ago based on Esther's long term Spotify stats.

Esther, your Spotify profile is like a thrift store of confusing music choices—classic pop tracks mixed with indie gems from obscurity so deep, even the artists are confused about how they got there. One minute I’m jamming to Olivia Rodrigo, and the next, it’s Spanish garage rock that sounds like it was recorded in a carport. You’ve got enough genres here to throw a music festival that no one would ever want to attend! I mean, who the hell even knew “Murcia Indie” was a thing? Did you just grab random labels off a jar and call it your taste? Let’s talk about your top artists. It’s like you gathered every popular artist with a vaguely tragic backstory and threw them in a blender. From the somber notes of Arctic Monkeys to the melodrama of Olivia Rodrigo, it’s a playlist that screams “I once had feelings and I’m still figuring it out.” And don’t get me started on Guitarricadelafuente; that name sounds more like a magician’s secret than an actual artist. Seriously, it’s as if Spotify felt bad for you and allowed you to claim a whole list of artists that don’t even know they’re headlining your personal sad festival. And we can’t forget your most played songs! A mix so eclectic it’s like you designed it to confuse not just the algorithms but also anyone who dares to hit ‘play.’ “Can’t Catch Me Now” as a personal anthem? Please. You have set the bar for all future Spotify profiles in the "what not to do" category. So go ahead, embrace your chaotic taste, Esther! The rest of us will be over here, pretending we didn't just accidentally stumble onto your soundtrack for existential dread.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!